Anonymous asked: Your favourite place to fuck?
The shower.
No clean up. No dry-cleaning bills. Energy efficient. Why shower after you fuck when you can fuck while you shower? This is exactly why showers were invented.
Anonymous asked: Why did you decide to go in to advertising?
After years of years of hands-on probing during college, I discovered:
1. Not all lawyers are pro-boner. Their oral skills aren’t worth their obsession with secondary appeals.
2. 99% of doctors have cold hands. They give more unsolicited advice than any other profession.
3. Ad execs aim to satisfy. And if they can’t, they will still tell you what you want to hear.
Who would you rather spend 8 hours a day with? ;)
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
That’s for me to know, and you never to find out.
You know the day will suck when there’s no cock in your doodle-doo.
Hello, Sunshine.
Well I didn’t want to disturb you, you need your sleep at your age. I was wondering what you were doing, at least I made you coffee.
Not my idea of a hot breakfast.
Go back to bed. Do not pass go, do not collect $500.
Not So Good Morning Tumblr
I woke up a few minutes ago, I slept longer then I did yesterday. Brian doesn’t have to wake up to go to work for a couple of hours so I decided to come online to distract myself. Right now coffee is my friend.
There are other distractions.
